Publication: Boston Herald

Boston Herald

A debate could expose the president to so much pressure he would likely forget the talking points his handlers will feed him. Cue cards only go so far in the heat of a debate. (Subscriber only)

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Howie Carr: Lock up Democrats, if Trump’s free speech is a crime.

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Howie Carr: Alibi Ike was a fictional baseball player in a Ring Lardner short story that later became a famous 1935 movie – Olivia de Havilland’s film debut. Alibi Ike had a lame excuse for everything that went wrong. It was never Alibi Ike’s fault. Alibi Ike must have been a Democrat. Because the Democrats have an excuse for everything.

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Howie Carr: Imagine if Trump had said his patience with the American people was wearing thin. Or if he’d threatened Democrat governors. What made Biden’s ill-tempered authoritarian outburst even worse is that every week he sounds more like Grandpa Simpson. He is, by most standards, non compos mentis. Not of sound mind.

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Howie Carr: Marty Walsh, the bust out former mayor of Boston who is now Secretary of Labor, is number 11 in the line of succession. Does that frighten you? Because it gets worse, much worse. Joe himself might be concerned… if only he could just remember any of his appointees’ names. Presidents used to seek out “captains of industry” for their cabinets. Biden doesn’t even have any buck privates of industry.

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Howie Carr: As the fall semester gets closer, the deal at Boston College is, if you’re a student and you don’t want to get the jab, you have to get a religious or medical exemption…If you’re a Catholic and you can’t in good conscience take the shot, Catholic BC isn’t going to give an exemption because, in the words of a BC flack, the woke Pope told Catholics they have a “moral obligation.”

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Howie Carr: Has Mitt Romney ever seen a Democrat he didn’t want to suck up to, or a Republican he didn’t want to stab in the back?

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Howie Carr: Say what you will about the state’s Covid-19 snitch line — it’s given all the Karens of Maskachusetts a newfound purpose in their lives.Namely, to make sure that everyone complies with the comrades’ current fashions, shibboleths and superstitions. We all know a Karen or two who’s busy ratting out her neighbors.

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Howie Carr: How much do Democrats hate Roman Catholics? We’re about to find out, once President Trump nominates, most likely, Judge Amy Coney Barrett for the U.S. Supreme Court. No surprises here — the Democrats have a long, sordid history of anti-Catholicism.

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Howie Carr: Practically none of Biden’s babbling ever makes the network newscasts, because the “reporters” are all Democrat stenographers with press passes. The campaign seems to permit no questions except from those card-carrying comrades reliably in the satchel.

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Howie Carr: Every time his handlers lead him gently out of his basement, Dementia Joe steps in it. Sometimes he confuses his wife and his sister. Or he forgets who he is.

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Howie Carr: Yesterday would have been her 80th birthday. Mary Jo Kopechne’s death, horrific as it was, spared the nation for what would have no doubt been a disastrous second Kennedy presidency. 

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Howie Carr: Bernie Sanders is coming to town. You know, like Santa Claus. And like Santa Claus, he’s bringing, or at least promising, lots and lots of free stuff, and it doesn’t even matter if you’ve been naughty or nice. The ancient Bolshevik will be squatting in Springfield Friday evening, and in Boston on the Common on Saturday. This trip is his own personal smallpox-infected blanket to the fake Indian’s campaign…

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Howie Carr: The good news for the fake Indian is, Joe Biden was also on the ballot in New Hampshire Tuesday. The bad news is everything else. See, the media only have room for one major political obituary every day, and Tuesday it was Creepy Joe’s turn.

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Howie Carr: Your choices are: Bernie, a Communist who honeymooned in the old Soviet Union and has learned absolutely nothing about either history or human nature in his 78 years on the planet, or a 70-year-old woman who has a track record of lying about absolutely anything, including her race and her grandparents, to gain even the slightest edge on somebody else. I believe Bernie, mainly because you can’t believe anything she says.

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Howie Carr: What happened with the Soleimani strike is only the latest example of Bernie’s ability to bond, viscerally, with every free-loading left-wing nut in the party, which is almost all of them, while the fake Indian again showed her tin ear.

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Howie Carr: I don’t want no stinkin’ “equal protection under the law.” What I fervently desire is some illegal-immigrant protection under the law — which basically means no laws. Seriously, that’s what the woke community is now espousing for the fentanyl-dealing, drunken-driving, gangbanging, identity-stealing MS-13 community livin’ high on the dole here, compliments of Tio Sap.

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Howie Carr: Clapper is a very stupid person who worked for another very stupid person, Barack Obama, who believed there were 57 states, who thought Austrian was the national language of Austria, who explained how they spoke Arabic in Afghanistan — the fish rots from the head, as a Democrat statesman from Massachusetts once said.

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Howie Carr: In case you haven’t been following Hunter’s sordid tale, he’s not just into cocaine, he’s also an alcoholic. A crack pipe was recently found in a rented car he abandoned. He patronizes hookers. He had an affair with his sister-in-law. He oozes white privilege, not to mention a Biden-esque dimness. Think of him as Beto O’Rourke on steroids … or maybe downers.