Publication: Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter

In 2015, Donald Trump decided he was going to run for president on popular ideas. This was a stunning, historic breakthrough in American politics. He made his announcement in a speech talking about Mexican rapists, pledging to deport illegal aliens and build a wall. I’m thinking he should try it again this Thursday night.

Ann Coulter

Of course! Much like being a police chief in modern America, apparently the No. 1 qualification for this job is: being a woman. I don’t know when my party signed onto identity politics, but I’m not happy about it either. At least we didn’t end up with America’s leading “Karen,” Kamala Harris.

Ann Coulter

Why on earth was Trump being badgered by both debate moderator Chris Wallace and Democratic nominee Joe Biden to denounce “white supremacy”? And why wasn’t Biden ever asked to condemn the nonstop violence by antifa that actually has been consuming the country for more than 100 nights now?…Why are we talking about the Proud Boys at all? How about asking the Sierra Club to renounce violence?

Ann Coulter

Idea #2: Try to go seven weeks without being a fanboy to the liberal media. Ordinary people would never have made the mistake of talking to Bob Woodward. Only a massively insecure social climber would say: “OMG! It’s Bob Woodward!!!” His job is to get people to tell him what they don’t want to tell him. It sounds like he didn’t even break a sweat with you.

Ann Coulter

Trump was tickled pink about “my generals,” until they all began behaving the way any sane, sentient person knew they would. They attacked the president in exchange for fawning media coverage and rushed to the press to denounce any suggestion of the possibility that America not be in as many wars as possible, at all times.

Ann Coulter

There’s been a lot written about “The Talk,” the rite of passage lecture that black parents give their sons so that they won’t end up getting shot by the police. Having seen video footage of the arrests of George Floyd (fighting with cops), Rayshard Brooks (fighting with cops) and Jacob Blake (fighting with cops), it looks like at least some black men in America could use a refresher course on “The Talk.”

Ann Coulter

 Trump claims he’s the antidote to the mass riots in cities across the country, but what powers will he have after being reelected that he doesn’t have right now, while he’s already president? Our only alternative is the party that embraces Black Lives Matter. So your choice is: a president who denounces riots, looting and violence in the streets, but does nothing, or a president who actively supports the people doing the riots, looting and violence in the streets.

Ann Coulter

No offense, but Harris was picked because she’s a woman of color. So it’s not really that amazing that she’s a woman of color…But liberals are standing in their kitchens sobbing about Kamala’s “historic” achievement…This would be like Jared’s father bragging about his boy getting into Harvard. We all know Jared was a middling high school student but his dad greased the skids for him…Kamala is Jared Kushner. (Including the Jewish spouse!)

Ann Coulter

(scroll to question #7): Because attractive girls know that all the talk about “toxic masculinity” and “patriarchy” is nonsense. Good-looking girls, even average-looking ones who bathe semi-regularly and don’t resemble elephants, know that they rule the world.

Ann Coulter

Nicholas Kristof of The New York Times is the most easily fooled journalist in America. Kristof assured Times readers that the Portland crowds are “entirely peaceful,” until around 11 p.m., when “some protesters begin to shoot fireworks or set small trash fires.”

Ann Coulter

All strange men ought to set off some level of alarm bell in women, who are substantially weaker than men, have vastly less testosterone, and therefore should not be cops or soldiers. If a woman is wrong about a white guy — no harm, no foul. (In fact, the man would probably still be blamed.) If she’s wrong and it’s a black guy, heaven help her! She’s a Becky. Her life will be ruined.

Ann Coulter

Democrats and the media want the federal government to brutally crack down on people who don’t wear masks — whatever the states say — but faced with an actual violent rebellion, the feds are supposed to stand back and let the governors lead!

Ann Coulter

Two days ago, the French celebrated Bastille Day, the mob attack on a Parisian prison that has come to symbolize the French Revolution, a period of massive violence that produced nothing other than a lot of dead Frenchmen. Their revolution was the screech of a mob, much as we are seeing in several of our own cities and towns today.

Ann Coulter

I’m surprised at the Times adopting a blood test, but you can’t go around publishing some blowhard demanding we take down a monument based on his ancestry and then drop the ancestry advantage for everyone else.

Ann Coulter

They’re all “peaceful protesters” — until they come near you. Imagine that instead of being a president, mayor or reporter in the vicinity of mentally unbalanced, historically illiterate, thuggishly violent lunatics … imagine that you, personally, are the window they want to smash.  Now you know what it’s like to be a conservative trying to give a speech on a college campus today. 

Ann Coulter

If you were watching MSNBC last Sunday, you may have seen Imani Perry, professor of African-American studies at Princeton University, and wondered, as I did, Why do I know that name?…But then I suddenly realized it’s that  Imani Perry! The one who nearly destroyed a policeman’s life by falsely accusing him of racism!

Ann Coulter

Quick! Who was Fort Bragg named after? When you have to Google the guy on a statue to figure out who he is, maybe it’s not really the daily humiliation you claim it is…How about a bill withholding all federal funds from Yale University until it changes its name? The school’s namesake, Elihu Yale, was not only a slave owner, but a slave trader.

Ann Coulter

 What you’re seeing is the third-world hellhole the left has been quietly assembling for us since 1970. In Minnesota, instead of liberal but non-rioting Scandinavians and Germans, the new immigrants are overwhelmingly African, Asian and Hispanic. In fact, Minnesota now has a much larger proportion of Asian and African immigrants than the nation as a whole.

Ann Coulter

According to the Hennepin County medical examiner’s report cited in the criminal complaint charging Officer Derek Chauvin with murder, he died of a heart attack. The autopsy also found Floyd had fentanyl in his system, had recently used methamphetamine, had coronary artery disease and hypertensive heart disease. Two weeks ago, this would have been another COVID-19 death.

Ann Coulter

I guess now it’s OK to identify viruses by where they came from. Lately, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has been calling COVID-19 the “European virus” 1 million times per press conference…Yes, the virus carriers who infected New Yorkers arrived on planes from Milan, but they were infected by travelers from China.

Ann Coulter

Whatever the truth is, it will somehow become an argument for more immigration and more war. Still, the lab theory sounds a lot like what we were told before going to war in Iraq and Afghanistan. We need to liberate the poor Afghans and Iraqis from their vile leaders! They’re just like us!

Ann Coulter

Trump does deserve a lot of the blame for the Wuhan virus by keeping — wait, checking my notes — NONE of his promises on China. This, the media will never mention. During the campaign, Trump sure talked a good game.

Ann Coulter

I notice that the same people telling Americans they must remain at home indefinitely were indignant about closing bathhouses in response to the AIDS epidemic. Back then, the media and gays said: “How dare you ask us to shut down the bathhouses! They’re part of gay culture. It would be like asking Catholics to stop visiting the Sistine Chapel” But putting the entire country under stay-at-home orders? No problem. 

Ann Coulter

The media would prefer if you would stop asking this question, but Americans who didn’t have to die are dead because of Wall Street’s decision to merge our economy with the Chinese, who have unusual eating habits. The Chinese eat wolf pups. But eating dog wasn’t weird enough. It didn’t give them a frisson of freakishness. They also eat bats, snakes and chicken testicles.