At least bringing the Stone Age peasants here defeats one objection of the forever-war crowd. They claim that because of our withdrawal, Afghanistan will become a training ground for terrorists. No worries on that count. With 100,000 “translators,” each of their four wives, 14 children and innumerable uncles and cousins all coming here, Al Qaeda’s next training ground will be America.
Publication: Ann Coulter
DACA: Degenerate Arsonists? Come Aboard!
The New York Times recently ran an indignant article on the Department of Justice’s arrest of two fugitives in Mexico who were accused of involvement in a mostly peaceful arson during the #BLM protests in the Twin Cities last year. t seems our arsonist heroes are Jose Angel Felan Jr., a Mexican immigrant with multiple felony convictions, and his accomplice, Mena Dyaha Yousif, an Iraqi generously taken in by this country as a child because of a war in her own country.
Parenthood Has Driven Our Policy Elite Mad
Currently, the most embarrassing of the allegedly populist right-wing enthusiasms is the pro-natalist position. The idea is that family formation is good for society, so why not create government programs that encourage family formation? Sens. Mitt Romney and Marco Rubio, The New York Times’ Ross Douthat, and “Hillbilly Elegy” author J.D. Vance, among others, want to pay women to have children.
The Vaccine Karens
If I weren’t already staunchly pro-vaccination, the vaccine zealots would turn me against the Covid shot. The proof that they’re practicing religion and not science is their refusal to acknowledge the immunity a person gets from natural infection. Lots of people have already been infected, so why can’t we count them the same as vaccinated?
What’s Dumber Than CRT? CNN
“Critical race theory” is a subtle philosophical construct where the answer to everything is: THAT’S RACIST! Teachers hawking this glop are being defended by their journalist allies, who sneer that CRT critics are too stupid to understand the nuances of the theory. The Aristotelian ideal of this sneer was Elle Reeve’s “special report” for CNN — pre-taped to eliminate any danger of Elle being contradicted by someone smarter, such as a 10-year-old.
Critical Race Theory Is Complex — Oh, Who Are We Kidding?
Now that the teachers’ anti-white agenda has been exposed, the left is spinning a series of increasingly hilarious defenses of “critical race theory,” which is just a more boring version of the left’s usual hatred of Western civilization Their position is that they simply can’t discuss CRT with you because it’s too complex and can only be understood by high-level graduate students after years of study.
Dems: Don’t Defund the Police, Break Them!
In the left’s ongoing war on the police, their plan to strip cops of qualified immunity is among the most preposterous. The sole objective is to jam up cops and make them more passive.
Don’t Stop at Juneteenth
Think of all the new federal holidays we could create using Juneteenth as our template! Thus, for example, next month we should have some bright young fellow gallop up to a BLM rally and announce that systemic racism no longer exists. The date would be remembered each year as the Julyteenth holiday.
The John Lewis Act Is the Dems’ Path to Permanent Power
The official position of Fox News is that the Democrats’ John Lewis vote-stealing bill is “narrower” than the Democrats’ “For the People” vote-stealing bill. (This will be an exhibit in my museum titled, “Stupid People Can Never Help Your Cause.”)
Voting Rights: It’s “Racist” Not to Let Dems Cheat
Why aren’t Republicans screaming from the rooftops about the Democrats’ plans to change voting rules to give themselves an advantage? Their sleazy election bills, HR 1, the “For the People Act,” and HR 4, the “John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act,” are intended to help Democrats win majorities in both houses of Congress, at which point they will ignore Republicans entirely…
Why Is Ancestry.com Protecting White Serial Killers?
My entire life I’ve had to listen to liberals wail about all the “innocent” people on death row. They pretended to be against murder, just deeply horrified by the idea that we might execute “the wrong man.” Now we have the technology to make identifications that are infallible — and liberals say we can’t use it because of their concern about maintaining the serial killer’s privacy.
Rebekah Jones, the Crazy Lady
Before the media turned Jones into their next Erin Brockovich, they might have done 10 seconds of Googling to find out that Jones’ past includes stalking, battery on a police officer, repeated incarcerations, an institutionalization, an ankle monitor, a restraining order and court-ordered medication. And that’s long before the DeSantis administration hired her as a web designer.
Only in Florida: Crazed Woman Stalks Governor
The canonization of Rebekah Jones is only the latest example of the press latching onto any lunatic who attacks a Republican.
“I Will Not Be Scienced!”
After a year of being browbeaten by THE SCIENTISTS not to wear a mask, to wear a mask, to wear double masks, to get vaccinated and still wear a mask, our analytic overlords are still no closer to determining the tiny little issue of where this virus came from.
Sen. Tim Scott Is Driving the Wrong Way While Black
A great cause for any U.S. senator — especially a black senator — would be to oppose the effectively pro-criminal, aggressively anti-police BLM, instead of catering to them.
Ann Coulter’s 16 Ideas to End Police Shootings
Idea #1: When motorists see flashing police lights behind them, they consent to pull over. Idea #2: Upon being asked for their license and registration, drivers will consent to produce those documents and not to fight with the officer, drive off or reach for a gun.
Thanks Jurors. You’re Safe, We Aren’t
Here’s one big change in policing that will come out of the Chauvin trial: No longer will police use the least amount of force on vulnerable individuals, like George Floyd. From here on out, the safety of the perp will take a back seat to avoiding unflattering cellphone videos.
Derek Chauvin: The Case Against the Mob
Even the prosecution’s experts admitted repeatedly that a hostile crowd would justify Chauvin keeping Floyd restrained until an ambulance arrived. An officer’s duty to provide care is overridden by his duty to keep himself, the suspect and the bystanders safe. As was evident from the videos they were shouting obscenities at the police, threatening them with bodily harm.
Minneapolis vs the Evidence
My favorite witness — and the media’s favorite, too! — was Genevieve Hansen, Feminist Hero. She appeared in court in her firefighter dress uniform and a belligerent mood. The headlines are along the lines of “Firefighter: I Could Have Saved Floyd’s Life, But Police Wouldn’t Let Me.”…Chubby girls make the best firefighters!
Asian Women Are Too Damn Hot
Only liberals would think an appropriate response to an infamous crime is to talk about how sexually desirable they are. Liberalism makes everybody stupid. Thus, for days after the shooting of six Asians and two whites at massage-cum-sex spas in Atlanta, Asian activists and professors blanketed the airwaves to demand that white men stop treating them like sex objects — whom they fantasize about.
GOP Moves to Save Biden on Border Issues
Even the election of Donald Trump, a ridiculous creature who became president by promising to crack down on illegal immigration and build a wall (promises he ignored), hasn’t put a dent in Washington’s enthusiasm for overwhelming the country with the third world. On this, the parties are united! The only difference is, Republicans lie to the voters about securing the border.
The Proud Boys Organization Is a Tongue-in-Cheek Men’s Group
They promote masculinity and Western civilization in humorous ways. Most of what they tell members is healthy: Get out of your apartment, work out, get a girlfriend and don’t masturbate. There are African Americans, American Indians, immigrants and loads of Mexicans in the Proud Boys. Pretty crappy membership drive for a “hate group.”
The Fired NY Times Reporter and the Attack of the Woke, Teen Career Killers
Don McNeil’s story provides a terrifying glimpse of the next generation of grim conformists being pumped out by the nation’s education establishment. These holy terrors are tormenting newsrooms across New York City. They are true believers, not original thinkers — race-obsessed, gender-obsessed, anti-white, anti-American. This is why newspapers can’t be trusted anymore. Reporters need to have a normal person’s understanding of what words mean, so they can get on with the story.
Thank God for the Proud Boys
About a year ago, 2,000 antifa tried to shut down my speech at UC Berkeley. The police chief had ordered her officers to make no arrests unless they personally witnessed a felony. Luckily, I’d invited about 20 Proud Boys to attend my speech. If I hadn’t, I might not have made it to the campus at all…Now you know why the left defames the Proud Boys. They want American citizens to be defenseless against antifa stormtroopers.