Publication: Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter

Apparently, never — not until all 7 billion humans living in places less luxe than America have moved here, at which point America won’t be so hot anymore, so no one will want to come.

Ann Coulter

For at least a half-century now, every special pleader in America has made the following argument: Yeah, but what if we were black? This is supposed to be rhetorical kryptonite, capable of anathematizing “discrimination” against any group: atheists, women, gays, immigrants, illegal immigrants, the disabled, Muslims — basically anyone except a fully abled, cis-gendered, white male born in this country.

Ann Coulter

The fact that Herschel Walker barely lost his Senate runoff in Georgia demonstrates beyond a doubt that ANY OTHER REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WOULD HAVE WON. We have to get to the bottom of who chose Herschel. Oh! Look — it was Donald Trump.

Ann Coulter

He’s made it now! You can’t turn on the TV without seeing Fuentes talking about imposing a Catholic dictatorship, Hitler is great, women should be forced to marry young and have children, and Trump must be made dictator for life. Is he humiliated? No! He’s on TEE-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! The irony is: All the cable news hosts making Fuentes a star are driven by the same weird compulsion.

Ann Coulter

It may take some of them a little longer to figure out that we’ve gotten everything out of the leech that we’re ever going to get. But they are good and decent people and will realize soon enough: It’s over. We got our parasitic worm, and it’s time to move on. Sometimes the worm turns; sometimes we turn on the worm.

Ann Coulter

When the Republican governor of the second-largest state wins his reelection by 55% and the Republican governor of the third-largest state wins by 60%, the GOP doesn’t need another one of its moronic “autopsies” of the party, promising to be just like the Democrats. The only thing we need now is an autopsy of Trump.

Ann Coulter

It’s not the government’s job to probe criminals’ psyches. These are predators, monsters, feral beasts attacking civilization, with no regard for your property, bodily integrity or life. The government’s only job is to keep them away from us, not to ensure that they have fulfilling lives.

Ann Coulter

After months of warning you about the GOP’s chronic overconfidence problem, now I’m feeling overconfident!

Ann Coulter

No Democrat can support any policy that would reduce crime because, unfortunately, that would simply not be possible without putting more “black bodies” in prison. The Democratic Party treats black criminals as sacred beings, much like the temple in India where they worship rats.

Ann Coulter

One fact to bear in mind when listening to the illegals’ tales of woe is that asylum-seekers are the biggest liars on Earth. You, hardworking taxpayer, may not know this, but journalists do.

Ann Coulter

The illegal Venezuelans in our country haven’t killed anybody yet, as far as we know. They’re more like a homeless guy who shows up on your doorstep after a lifetime of bad choices and demands that you give him your house. Perhaps, just this once, we should defer to the wisdom of our moral betters on Martha’s Vineyard and tell the Venezuelans: We love you! Now get the hell out.

Ann Coulter

On NPR, Vineyard radio host Eve Zuckoff began with a testimonial about how “the community rallied”! But unfortunately, “there isn’t the infrastructure.” What do these great humanitarians imagine dirt-poor towns in south Texas have in terms of “infrastructure”?

Ann Coulter

The country is experiencing an historic surge in violent crime, and the link between Democratic policies and the crime wave is more firmly established than the law of gravity.

Ann Coulter

All I needed to know about the transgender craze was that, in a survey of parents of transitioning teens, 92% were women, 71% had a bachelor’s or graduate degree, 86% favored gay marriage and 91% were white. It appears to be a medical condition that afflicts almost exclusively the offspring of liberal white women.

Ann Coulter

The criminals are out among us. There’s no possible way to evaluate a stranger, except the statistics. E.g.: Blacks, who make up about 20% of New York’s population, commit more than 70% of the shootings. In Los Angeles, blacks are only 8% of the population, but commit nearly half of the murders.

Ann Coulter

Rather than fight crime, the agency has turned itself into the wingman for “Defund the Police.” That could get you and your family killed. Consider how they treated the cops in Louisville, Kentucky, who risked their lives trying to serve a search warrant on a major fentanyl dealer’s moll, Breonna Taylor, on March 13, 2020.

Ann Coulter

Let’s hope Merrick Garland’s search of Mar-a-Lago is based on more evidence than his indictment of the police officers involved in the raid on Breonna Taylor’s house. That passive construction I just used — “involved in the raid on,” instead of “who raided” — is not sloppy writing: It’s the facts. The officers who actually shot Taylor have not been charged, apparently on the flimsy grounds that they were being shot at when they fired.

Ann Coulter

As long as they’re going to keep talking about how hard it is to get an abortion in Ohio, I’m going to keep talking about how hard it is to assimilate the third world to first-world norms about women and children. Child rape, gang rape, incest — it’s been a long time since we’ve seen much of that her.. Of course, there are lots of things we thought had been abolished a hundred years ago that our immigration policies are bringing back.

Ann Coulter

It’s not every day that I praise a book by the former head of the American Civil Liberties Union. Nadine Strossen’s book, “Hate: Why We Should Resist It with Free Speech, Not Censorship,” is a no-holds-barred defense of free speech. This makes her the rarest of creatures: a principled liberal. We should get her DNA in a lab and study it.    

Ann Coulter

We recently found out about one big way that third-world immigrants are enriching us. Soon after the overturn of Roe v. Wade, the media began talking about a “10-year-old rape victim” who couldn’t get an abortion in Ohio and had to travel to Indiana. But then, a bunch of spoilsports started questioning whether she existed. With their backs against the wall, the pro-abortion crowd broke longstanding strictures against mentioning the rapey-ness of our “New Americans” by producing the rapist: Gerson Fuentes, 27, an illegal alien from Guatemala.

Ann Coulter

Yes, it’s embarrassing that Trump had a Dec. 18 meeting with these nuts, during which he announced he was going to make Powell “special counsel” to investigate election theft. Name a day of the Trump presidency that he didn’t say something stupid. Name a day since the election that you didn’t know Trump was listening to Powell, Flynn and the Overstock guy.

Ann Coulter

Must we really respond to the “musket” argument again? Apparently so. It’s all the rage among Democrats right now.. The Second Amendment does not refer to “muskets”; it refers to “the right of the people to keep and bear arms.” “Bear” means to carry, so any handheld firearm carried by the military can be carried by the people.

Ann Coulter

Even accepting the abortion cult’s belief that members of the weaker sex are incapable of either keeping their knees together or mastering birth control, I still only count about 100,000 women who won’t have easy access to abortion without Roe v. Wade.

Ann Coulter

No matter what we do, no matter how many times Americans tell pollsters they want less immigration, no matter how loudly we beg Washington to halt the endless flow of the third world into our country, the ruling class refuses to listen. If electing a cretinous flimflam artist to the presidency solely on the strength of his promise to be a hard-ass on immigration didn’t wake them up, nothing ever will.