Did you know there was a mass shooting in Indianapolis over the weekend? I saw it on a news crawl, but didn’t hear about it, so, by Monday, I assumed I had dreamt it. The New York Times didn’t report the shooting, which I found odd, because the gunmen were almost certainly black, meaning it was the gun’s fault.
Publication: Ann Coulter
Don Lemon’s Too Dumb for Twitter
Interviewing Elon Musk this week, former CNN host Don Lemon demonstrated the real-life consequences of affirmative action.
Republicans’ Latest Diversity Train Wreck
Republicans’ embrace of “diversity” has been an unmitigated disaster, as illustrated most recently by Sen. Katie Britt, whose response to President Biden’s State of the Union address came with a double dose of diversity.
The Myth of Low Immigrant Crime
The one-man factory producing studies about immigrant crime is Alex Nowrasteh of the libertarian Cato Institute. He fudges the data, slaps a false title on his report, and journalists copy his work like they’re Claudine Gay writing a thesis.
We’ll Get to Defending the U.S. Later
Protecting our border has lost out to defending every other country’s border so many times that we currently have 750 military bases around the world. There are only 195 countries in the world. Since 2001, the U.S. military has been involved in combat in at least 25 countries. Name five. That’s how important these military interventions are to the average American.
White People Embarrassing Themselves
At the Grammys, Taylor Swift had to attach herself to a black person. This she did by becoming part of the show when Tracy Chapman reprised her 1988 hit “Fast Car” at the Grammys. Taylor rose from the audience, like a mushroom popping up amid the moss, and sang along for the entire song.
Impeach Him Again
The crisis at the border is the No. 1 issue with voters, and it’s killing the Democrats. To my surprise, my party — the stupid party — has done something smart (which Fox News tried to talk them out of). They’ve forced Democrats to vote on the impeachment of the man orchestrating the invasion, Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.
Evaluating Threats
Three Americans were killed in Jordan last weekend, and our political establishment is ready to start World War III. Which is more of a national security threat: terrorists 6,000 miles away, or our wide-open border? Which one kills more U.S. citizens? Americans killed by third-worlders who entered our country illegally so far this year: 150.
The Next Million Fentanyl Deaths Are on You, New Hampshire
One hundred percent of the fentanyl in this country is made in Mexico and brought in from Mexico. A border wall would end the flow of fentanyl (and opioids and meth) to our country tomorrow. In fact, a wall is the only thing that will end the fentanyl crisis. But Haley will be damned if she’ll mention Mexico within 50 miles of the word “fentanyl.”
Black Women in Charge
Iintersectionality has mostly placed a lot of black women in high-profile jobs far beyond their abilities. I think we’re all on board with the idea that one shouldn’t be denied a job because of his race or sex. What we’re learning the hard way is that no one should be given a job for these characteristics, either.
Happy Kwanzaa, the Holiday Brought to You by the FBI
Celebrated exclusively by white liberals, Kwanzaa is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge Ron Karenga — aka Dr. Maulana Karenga, founder of United Slaves, the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers.
“All I Want for Christmas Is to Be Treated Like Nikki Haley”
The media are trying to pick the GOP nominee for us just like they did with John McCain. (Remember how great that worked out?) Once again, their pick is the whiny warmonger — this time, Nikki Haley.
Nikki Haley Vows War with China, Russia and Tik Tok
There’s a lot not to like about China — intellectual property theft, COVID, selling us dog food that killed dogs — but complaining about TikTok makes Haley sound less like Gen. Patton and more like an uptight PTA mom afraid of comic books.
Staple a Green Card on Their “Kill the Jews” Signs
In the past few weeks, Muslims and Arabs have poured into the streets in nearly every U.S. city to celebrate the slaughter of Israelis, while wearing scarves, keffiyehs and other clown outfits. It’s so obvious that these people don’t belong here. Why are we importing millions of people from lesser cultures who will inevitably despise and resent the West for its very success?
You Unleashed ’em Liberals
I’m hoping liberals’ instinct for taking the side of barbarism against civilization has taken a hit after seeing so many stories of the BLM movement bellowing their love for Palestinian terrorists. It’s hard not to notice that the most unrestrained celebrations of the Hamas killers are coming from BLM members, the “colonized,” diversity beneficiaries, the “Indigenous,” non-Western immigrants and other affirmative action cases.
Immigration Is Going to Wreck Our Country
The principal problem with hauling tens of millions of third worlders into our country is that we’re hauling tens of millions of third worlders into our country. By now, we’re about two years away from becoming another failed Latin American state, if you’ll forgive the redundancy.
Republican Donors Are Wild About Nikki Haley
As far as I can tell, they’re her biggest supporters. Turns out, they’re just as stupid as Trump is.
No One Cares About Government Spending
This is no time to be hot-shots for causes that won’t get you a single vote. But you know what would be hugely popular? There’s not a corner of this country that isn’t sick to death of “migrants” (illegal aliens) streaming into their towns and neighborhoods. And this horror show, now playing nationwide, is 100% Biden’s fault. 100%.
NYC’s Immigrant Crisis Is Never Going to End
More than one hundred thousand migrants have already arrived, and there’s no end in sight. With the city rushing to give them handouts like free housing and “culturally appropriate” meals ,they’re not going to stop coming, and it’s highly doubtful we can convince them to commit suicide, either. We’ll be paying to clothe, house and feed them forever.
Couldn’t the Military Industrial Complex Make Its Money in Mexico?
Mexico’s drug cartels have killed more Americans than have died in all foreignwars combined. They’ve killed more Americans than every terrorist group in history. And now it’s beyond dispute that vast swaths of the Mexican government are helping. What’s the name for that again? Oh yeah! State-sponsored terrorism.
Apparently, Not All Black Lives Matter
Black people are responsible for 60% of all murders in the U.S., and the majority of their victims are other blacks. Those are the many, many black lives that absolutely do not matter to the media.
Debate Advice for Republicans: Issues, Not Oprah
President Trump may have been a pathetic crybaby too ascared to fire his own attorney general, but in 2016, it was all image, and candidate Trump came across as strong. Don’t fall into traps of presenting yourself as a weakling, candidates. Remember that you’re running to be leader of the free world. Cat ladies aren’t voting for you. Republicans are.
How to Be a NY Times Reporter
A NY Times reporter’s mission is to find out what kind of story would help the Democrats at any particular moment in time, and then write it, no matter how preposterous. Obviously, skills in sophistry and legerdemain are crucial.
Only One Person Killed at J6 Riots
The police officer who killed George Floyd when he was resisting arrest is serving 22 years in prison. The law enforcement officer who killed Babbitt when she was trespassing is accepting hearty congratulations for killing a Trump supporter.