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OK, Kill PBS, But Save MSNBC!

The thing I admire most about liberals is their balls-to-the-wall bravery. This past weekend, for example, CBS’s Scott Pelley called Trump a “felon,” making him, quite simply, the finest investigative reporter working in journalism today.

Give Us the Money! Harvard Fights for All of Us

It’s clear that both James Madison and Alexander Hamilton were insistent that if an educational institution with a $50 billion endowment, teaching anti-white history and being led by a beclowned plagiarist president, asks for multiple millions of taxpayer dollars, that request shall not be denied.

E Pluribus Loot’ em

It’s understandable that Democrats are fuming about Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency ferreting out waste, fraud and abuse, inasmuch as the people committing the waste, fraud and abuse are their constituents. What I can’t understand is why they’re saying so out loud.

The Siren Song of the Non-White Vote

It is a fact that whites are the only ethnic group that ever votes majority Republican. By any rational calculus, therefore, Republicans’ sole objective every election should be driving up the white vote, both as a share of the GOP voters and as a share of the electorate. It’s great if minorities vote for you, too, but that’s not what wins elections.

Hey, at Least We Bombed Somebody

While I understand the satisfaction of having random bad guys’ heads blown off — and much as we all enjoyed the Israeli exploding pager affair — it’s hard not to notice that incessantly bombing the rest of the world has not made America safer.

Biden’s Autopen Years

Of all of President Trump’s zany ideas — making boring, self-righteous Canada the 51st state, we take Gaza, Perkins Coie lawyers banned from federal buildings — his claim that Joe Biden’s pardons are invalid because they were signed with an autopen is a winner.

Biden Didn’t Pardon, He Erased the Law

Just a few months ago, President Biden granted a blanket clemency to 1,500 criminals and overruled federal law on capital punishment by rescinding it for 37 of the 40 federal death row prisoners.  And the NY Times is worried about Trump abusing the presidential pardon?

Elon Musk’s Suggestion Box

Want to be popular? Abolish the TSA. Mostly a full employment program for “body positive” gals who didn’t work out at Target, TSA is doing something that doesn’t need to be done and failing at it.

600,000 Men Died for Anchor Babies

Give me a scenario where, immediately after the Civil War, Americans felt compelled to amend our Constitution so that, 100 years hence, a pregnant Mexican could run across the border, drop a kid, and that kid would be a citizen, entitled to all welfare and education benefits, who could then bring in six more relatives.

Hegseth Grilled by Feminist Fantasists

Defense secretary nominee Pete Hegseth’s grilling by the Senate Armed Services Committee about his opposition to women in combat would have to come the very week that Los Angeles’ all-female leadership team was performing so masterfully at subduing wildfires. The way things are going, the fires should be out by Memorial Day.

The Military That Cried “White Supremacy”

In retrospect, maybe the military should have spent a little less time worrying about “white supremacists” and paid more attention to black Muslims. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, an Army veteran, Shamsud-Din Jabbar, who happened to be a black Muslim, slaughtered 14 New Year’s revelers in New Orleans last week.

New Year’s Resolutions for Indian Immigrants

I will not steal intellectual property, plagiarize someone else’s research or manipulate my own research results, a practice so widespread in my ancestral home that the Office of the United States Trade Representative put India on a blacklist of IP thieves.

Kill Obamacare, Not CEOs

Valedictorian McDonald’s boy’s rage is justified but wildly misses the target because literally everything wrong with health care was given to us by Barack Obama and the Democrats.

The Enemy of My Enemy Is RFK Jr

Real scientists like Jay Bhattacharya and Martin Kulldorff should be brought in to run the CDC, NIH, FDA and so on. But at the top, overseeing the whole public health apparatus as head of Health and Human Services, we need someone whose overall approach is driven by utter contempt for the arrogant “health” bureaucrats who’ve done so much damage to our country.

It’s Not Your Father’s Pot Anymore

Legalizing marijuana is the last step, the silver bullet to the heart of what’s left of our country. Tantalize the public with a drug that will turn them into low-IQ losers, crashing cars, and rushing to emergency rooms with their cannabis-induced scromiting (uncontrollable screaming and vomiting at the same time — one of the many charming side-effects of widely available pot).

Walz Is the Dems’ Idea of a Regular Guy

Hoping to distract from his party’s hatred of working-class white men, Walz incessantly boasts that he’s a “unionman,” as if he’s Marlon Brando in “On the Waterfront.” But he wasn’t a coal miner or steelworker. He was a teacher, meaning he spent up to eight hours a day in a comfortable, temperature-controlled classroom, couldn’t be fired and got summers off.

The Real Kamala Harris

It’s crazy for Donald Trump not to agree to another debate. While he may not be everybody’s cup of tea, his opponent is an absolute lunatic who could do permanent damage to our country, in addition to the damage that she’s already done. The media sure aren’t going to alert the public to this looming danger. It’s up to Trump.