The key takeaways from the book weren’t sufficiently highlighted by the authors: 1. Democrats are monumental liars. 2. They’re still lying. 3. The Biden dead-enders, who fought like banshees to keep him as the candidate, would have been Machiavellian geniuses, not con artists — if only the media hadn’t decided to dump the dementia patient.
Publication: Ann Coulter
Black Women in Charge: Profiles in Umbrage
There’s never a shortage of jobs for black women accusing everyone else of racism
Make America Uganda!
Liberals are furious that Trump is admitting refugees who are being persecuted because of their race, as opposed to our usual policy, which is to admit poverty-stricken illiterates from dissonant cultures who will need government assistance for the next six generations — PROVIDED THEY ARE NOT WHITE.
OK, Kill PBS, But Save MSNBC!
The thing I admire most about liberals is their balls-to-the-wall bravery. This past weekend, for example, CBS’s Scott Pelley called Trump a “felon,” making him, quite simply, the finest investigative reporter working in journalism today.
Prosecute Alejandro Mayorkas for Murder
Whether as an accessory to murder, a murder co-conspirator or felony-murderer, Mayorkas is responsible for every American killed by an illegal alien he let into our country.
Give Us the Money! Harvard Fights for All of Us
It’s clear that both James Madison and Alexander Hamilton were insistent that if an educational institution with a $50 billion endowment, teaching anti-white history and being led by a beclowned plagiarist president, asks for multiple millions of taxpayer dollars, that request shall not be denied.
E Pluribus Loot’ em
It’s understandable that Democrats are fuming about Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency ferreting out waste, fraud and abuse, inasmuch as the people committing the waste, fraud and abuse are their constituents. What I can’t understand is why they’re saying so out loud.
The Siren Song of the Non-White Vote
It is a fact that whites are the only ethnic group that ever votes majority Republican. By any rational calculus, therefore, Republicans’ sole objective every election should be driving up the white vote, both as a share of the GOP voters and as a share of the electorate. It’s great if minorities vote for you, too, but that’s not what wins elections.
Hey, at Least We Bombed Somebody
While I understand the satisfaction of having random bad guys’ heads blown off — and much as we all enjoyed the Israeli exploding pager affair — it’s hard not to notice that incessantly bombing the rest of the world has not made America safer.
Biden’s Autopen Years
Of all of President Trump’s zany ideas — making boring, self-righteous Canada the 51st state, we take Gaza, Perkins Coie lawyers banned from federal buildings — his claim that Joe Biden’s pardons are invalid because they were signed with an autopen is a winner.
Biden Didn’t Pardon, He Erased the Law
Just a few months ago, President Biden granted a blanket clemency to 1,500 criminals and overruled federal law on capital punishment by rescinding it for 37 of the 40 federal death row prisoners. And the NY Times is worried about Trump abusing the presidential pardon?
Elon Musk’s Suggestion Box
Want to be popular? Abolish the TSA. Mostly a full employment program for “body positive” gals who didn’t work out at Target, TSA is doing something that doesn’t need to be done and failing at it.
Rachel Maddow’s Very, Very, Very Special Friend
How was Joy Reid to deduce that her show was in trouble? Fortunately for Joy, there is no truer Friend-of-Black-People than her erstwhile MSNBC colleague Rachel Maddow, who lives in a town, Cummington, Massachusetts, that is “0.0%” black.
Musk Attack on Waste Threatens the Status Quo
Desperate to protect government employees who are paid upward of $100,000 a year to surf porn all day (or do something even more disgusting, like funnel money to USAID), Democrats are beside themselves about Elon Musk.
If It Please the Court, Who the Hell Asked You?
The judiciary’s role is to resolve disputes, not to declare what the law is. Interpreting law is merely incidental to resolving disputes — just as it is incidental to the president faithfully executing the laws.
600,000 Men Died for Anchor Babies
Give me a scenario where, immediately after the Civil War, Americans felt compelled to amend our Constitution so that, 100 years hence, a pregnant Mexican could run across the border, drop a kid, and that kid would be a citizen, entitled to all welfare and education benefits, who could then bring in six more relatives.
A Bad Year for the Wall Street Journal
Who was Monday worse for? MSNBC, The Wall Street Journal or people on the streets of D.C. selling MLK merch? I say the Journal. The Journal is supposed to be a Republican newspaper.
Hegseth Grilled by Feminist Fantasists
Defense secretary nominee Pete Hegseth’s grilling by the Senate Armed Services Committee about his opposition to women in combat would have to come the very week that Los Angeles’ all-female leadership team was performing so masterfully at subduing wildfires. The way things are going, the fires should be out by Memorial Day.
The Military That Cried “White Supremacy”
In retrospect, maybe the military should have spent a little less time worrying about “white supremacists” and paid more attention to black Muslims. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, an Army veteran, Shamsud-Din Jabbar, who happened to be a black Muslim, slaughtered 14 New Year’s revelers in New Orleans last week.
New Year’s Resolutions for Indian Immigrants
I will not steal intellectual property, plagiarize someone else’s research or manipulate my own research results, a practice so widespread in my ancestral home that the Office of the United States Trade Representative put India on a blacklist of IP thieves.
Kill Obamacare, Not CEOs
Valedictorian McDonald’s boy’s rage is justified but wildly misses the target because literally everything wrong with health care was given to us by Barack Obama and the Democrats.
The Enemy of My Enemy Is RFK Jr
Real scientists like Jay Bhattacharya and Martin Kulldorff should be brought in to run the CDC, NIH, FDA and so on. But at the top, overseeing the whole public health apparatus as head of Health and Human Services, we need someone whose overall approach is driven by utter contempt for the arrogant “health” bureaucrats who’ve done so much damage to our country.
Black Girl Magic Beaten by White Male Competence
In retrospect, maybe running the DEI hire for president was not a good idea.
Take Two Million Immigrants and Call Me in the Morning
At this point, the only thing we know for sure about the presidential election is that if Donald Trump loses, it will be because of his personality, and if he wins, it will be because of immigration.